Friday, August 18, 2006

uhm...i want to kill emmy rossum. or be her. either or.

8 Comments:

Blogger Esmerelda said...

Hmm well you have two choices here
1. spend thousands of dollars on plastic surgery
2. Spend thousands of dollars on an assasin and risk going to jail

either way your options aren't very good

4:24 PM  
Blogger Lancehead said...

.....kill her

4:50 PM  
Blogger Fred_Zim said...

Well, for a high profile hit like Emmy Rossum, you'd be talking more than a few grand. Lots of money. Probably more than 70, unless you hire a thug. In that case, you get what you pay for.

As for the plastic surgery, lots and lots of money there too, also a risk that something could go wrong on the operation table.

Cheapest/safest choice: Be happy the way you are and let her live.

10:56 AM  
Blogger Lancehead said...

....or kill her

3:32 PM  
Blogger Fred_Zim said...

Well, yes, killing her yourself is an option, but I doubt you'd get away with it.

10:48 PM  
Blogger Lancehead said...

....well...fine then ;)
Cavya, when should we hang out?

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stick it to the man! http://transitfactor.blogspot.com/

10:17 PM  
Blogger Zeke said...

if you want, i will infect her with nectocising faciitis (flesh eating virus) then no one will suspect her demise was intentional.



Or i could not, which would be easier. But eighter way be happy you are you, cuz if you wern't i could would walk around aimlessly forever asking "where is Cavya?" and that would just be sad... yeah anyway finaly read your blog so Xaq stikes again... or for the first time as it were.

-Xaq (Zack)

9:21 PM  

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